Small Time Heroes
Master 4, Thinker 3
Little is known about Simian Simon. Besides frequently appearing on Superpowered discussion forums, where he has claimed to be the man behind several terror attacks featuring monkeys with explosives, the only time his name shows up is while engaging in drawn out flame wars about Malus Domestica.
Seen only briefly by Malus while he ranted atop the corpse of a silverback gorilla Simon looked like an ordinary teenager. Albert with a hidden face and large monkey backpack.